Sunday, January 21, 2007

This is a spoof, I changed the subject from advertising to attraction

How Attraction Laws Are Established

The time has come when attraction has in some hands reached the status of a science. It is based on fixed principles and is reasonably exact. The causes and effects have been analyzed until they are well understood. The correct method of procedure have been proved and established. We know what is most effective, and we act on basic law.

Attraction, once a gamble, has thus become, under able direction, one of the safest business ventures. Certainly no other enterprise with comparable possibilities need involve so little risk.

Therefore, this attraction community deals, not with theories and opinions, but with well-proved principles and facts. Information is provided for students and a safe guide for seducers. Every statement has been weighed. The method is confined to establish fundamentals. If we enter any realms of uncertainty we shall carefully denote them.

The present status of attraction is due to many reasons. Much national seduction products have long been handled by large organizations known as seduction agencies. Some of these agencies, in their hundreds of campaigns, have tested and compared the thousands of plans and ideas. The results have been watched and recorded, so no lessons have been lost.

Such agencies employ a high grade of talent. None but able and experienced men can meet the requirements in national attraction. Working in co-operation, learning from each other and from each new undertaking, some of these men develop into masters.

Individuals may come and go, but they leave their records and ideas behind them. These become a part of the organization's equipment, and a guide to all who follow. Thus, in the course of decades, such agencies become storehouses of seduction experiences, proved principles, and methods.

The larger agencies also come into intimate contact with experts in every department of business. Their clients are usually dominating concerns. So they see the results of countless methods and polices. They become a clearing house for every thing pertaining to seduction. Nearly every relationship question which arises within this community is accurately answered by many experiences.

Under these conditions, where they long exist, attraction and seduction become exact sciences. Every course is charted. The compass of accurate knowledge directs the shortest, safest, cheapest course to any destination.

We learn the principles and prove them by repeated tests. This is done through keyed attraction, by traced returns, largely by the use of field reports. We compare one way with many others, backward and forward, and record the results. When one method invariably proves best, that method becomes a fixed principle.

Attraction is traced down to the fraction of interest.

One techinque is compared with another, one method with another. Openers, routines, scripts, arguments and reactions are compared. To reduce the rejection means much in some cases. So no guesswork is permitted. One must know what is best. Thus our community and its agencies first established many of our basic laws.

In lines where direct data is impossible we compare one situation with another. Scores of methods may be compared in this way, measured by results.

But the most common way is by use of the field reports. We offer feedback, guidance, learning opportunities, or something to induce growth. Thus we learn the amount of action which each approach engenders.

But those figures are not final. One approach may bring too many worthless replies, another replies that are valuable. So our final conclusions are always based on the end results.

In a large seduction agency returns are watched and recorded on hundreds of different styles. In a single mythod they are sometimes recorded on thousands of separate field reports. Thus we test everything pertaining to attraction. We answer nearly every possible question by multitudinous traced returns.

Some things we learn in this way apply only to particular techniques. But even those supply basic principles for analogous undertakings.

Others apply to all approaches. They become fundamentals for attraction in general. They are universally applied. No wise seducer will ever depart from those unvarying laws.

We propose in this community to deal with those fundamentals, those universal principles. To teach only established techniques. There is that technique in attraction, as in all art, science and mechanics. And it is, as in all lines, a basic essential.

The lack of those fundamentals has been the main trouble with this community in the past. Each member was a law unto himself. All previous knowledge, all progress in the ways of women, was a closed book to him. It was like a man trying to build a modern locomotive without first ascertaining what others had done. It was like a Columbus starting out to find an undiscovered land.

Men were guided by whims and fancies - vagrant, changing breezes. They rarely arrived at their port. When they did, quite by accident, it was by a long roundabout course.

Each early mariner in this sea mapped his own separate course. There were no charts to guide him. Not a lighthouse marked a harbor, not a buoy showed a reef. The wrecks were unrecorded, so countless ventures came to grief on the same rocks and shoals.

Attraction was a gamble, a speculation of the rashest sort. One man's guess on the proper course was as likely to be as good as anothers'. There were no safe pilots, because few sailed the same course twice.

The condition has been corrected. Now the only uncertainties pertain to people and to uncontrollable factors, not to methods. It is hard to measure human idiosyncrasies, the preferences and prejudices, the likes and dislikes that exist.

Ventures may fail, but the failures are not disasters. Losses, when they occur, are but trifling. And the causes are factors which has nothing to do with the attraction itself.

Seduction has flourished under these new conditions. It has multiplied in volume, in prestige and respect. The perils have increased many fold. Just because the gamble has become a science, the speculation a very conservative business.

These facts should be recognized by all. This is no proper field for sophistry or theory, or for any other will-o'-the-wisp. The blind leading the blind is ridiculous. It is pitiful in a field with such vast possibilities. Success is a rarity, a maximum success an impossibility, unless one is guided by laws as immutable as the law of attraction.

So our main purpose here is to set down those laws, and to tell you how to prove them for yourself. After them come a myriad of variations. No two approaches are ever conducted on lines that are identical. Individuality is an essential. Imitation is a reproach. But those variable things which depend on ingenuity have no place in a seduction community. This is for groundwork only.

Our hope is to fosterseduction through a better understanding. To place it on a business basis. To have it recognized as among the safest, surest ventures which lead to large results. Thousand of conspicuous successes show its possibilities. Their variety points out its almost unlimited scope. Yet thousands who need it, who can never attain their deserts without it, still look upon its accomplishments as somewhat accidental.

That was so, but it is not so now. We hope that this community will throw some new lights on the subject.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Anna,

I like the spoof. I read "Scientific Advertising" 6 or so times a year.

~ Captain Jack ~

Ana Renee Jones said...

Captain Jack,

There are a lot of similarities between advertising and pick-up artistry. I am researching it further.

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Ana Renee Jones