Monogamy is like Chinese

Did you know Mandarin Chinese is most spoken language in the world? I do not speak Chinese in any form. I tried learning a few words once but I just could not pronounce the very detailed accents that are required to speak Chinese well. And I just could not commit to the discipline it takes to learn such a complicated language. I have a great appreciation for the language and culture of the Chinese. I mean, 3 billion people could not be wrong, could they? But it is not for me. Not now at least. I have a high level of honor for people who happen to master Chinese.